Double-check you are not a terrorist in three easy steps.

Just read the following on the BBC News website:

He also faces two charges of having articles for terrorism – including the weedkiller, firelighters and three tennis balls…

…and immediately thought shit, I’ve got those too! Admittedly the tennis ball is attached to a strong plastic cord and a steel pole as part of a Swingball set, but isn’t it shocking to realise you are a terrorist and you didn’t know it? There was me thinking about clearing the weeds from between the patio slabs the week before the barbecue without realising I was inadvertently assembling a terrorist arsenal.
I’m glad I read that article, I’ll go and turn myself in forthwith. Thank you BBC for showing my the error of my inadvertent ways.